May 2013
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firespires: when did this become hotter than this???
May 10th
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April 2013
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Apr 28th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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ojnah: when did become hotter than
Apr 10th
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grundos-cafe: luchatweet: Alright, here’s the deal. First person to comment me their username gets all the stuff I’ve restocked today so far, and I’ll send them more stuff if I restock more. There’ll be multiples, though. RNA! EMRTKNDRgzrhgdfgd
Apr 8th
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catnipfairy: FUCK THIS STUPID PETPET ITS NAME IS A NOIL IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 6 PLUS YEARS AND I JUST NOW FUCKING REALIZED NOIL IS FUCKING LION BACKWARDS FUCK neopets and their goddamn petpet names next we’ll find out kadoatie is pronounced kittie or something
Apr 5th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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March 2013
60 posts
1,250,000 NP giveaway wow wow (wow)
bloodworms: i threw one of these last month but i still have too many neopoints left so i figured i’d be nice and give out a bit more of them. rules: one like/reblog each first winner gets 1,000,000 NP, second and third get 125k each you don’t have to follow me since this is mostly a porn blog and porn is nasty ewwww yuck i’ll be picking the winners on april 4th using random.org. good...
Mar 31st
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When baby paint brushes first came out someone asked for a Count Von Roo Booster Pack for one. I found one in a user shop for 100 NP but they were unbuyable everywhere else. Can you imagine if I hadn’t traded it?! Omg I was so dumb. I doubt there’s even any left on the site now. It would be worth so much.
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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I’ve made my first ever application for a pet and I’m hella nervous. I was a bit trigger-happy and have already made space in my fifth pet slot and bid on a trade for a paint brush :| I really hope I get her!
Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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binguscarlett: I’m like a Neopet. Starving and sobbing uncontrollably.
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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can i just say the new editorial is the funniest thing ever
Mar 23rd
Mar 22nd
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brucicle: Seven years have passed since the Obelisk War plot. TNT is filing through their editorial submissions, when they’re startled to see “Hey, TNT! So are you going to announce the winners of the war soon?” They all look at each other in shock. “Fuck we forgot didn’t we”
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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♫ SOMEONE PLEASE BID DON'T BE MAD AT ME ♫ →
Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Building myself back up after crazy BD... →
If anyone wants to bid on my Nerkmids or whatever I’d be much obliged! Want to get back up to 10 mill and I have quite a way to go… ♫ BROKEN DOWN LIKE A WAR ECONOMY ♫
Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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water-my-doing: fRICK you can spin the map of NEOPIA HAS THIS ALWAYS BEEN HERE?@!! i never knew you could do that either!
Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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firespires: Oh fuck the Lenny Conundrum scared me for a second.
Mar 14th
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Brotip #13243
thefuckerysruin: proposing to your girlfriend via neopets notice board omg but page one… i mean i would be impressed…
Mar 13th
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willblogforchange: WE SHOULD ALL GO ON OMEGLE AND PUT OUR INTREST AS NEOPETS LIKE NOW OKAY
Mar 13th
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"The [Adjective] Adventures Of Garettson": I wish... →
firespires: I wish the people I play KQ with could hear me and at the same time I don’t because I’m never more verbally aggressive than when I’m playing Key Quest. “Go that way. For FUCKS sake GO TO THE LEFT YOU’LL LAND ON THE TREASURE CHE—YOU FUCKING IDIOT.” “Take their gummy die with your rainbow sticky…
Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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"I Do Not Think That Is What You Think It Is"...
veryimportantneopian: send an item to someone that is not in the same faction as you. as simple as that I’m with Thieves My username is joey200010 You know,  if anyone wants to send me stuff ;D
Mar 12th
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veryimportantneopian: olivialuka: I’ve been thinking about trying an all vegan diet for my neopets. Can any vegans or vegetarians help me out? My main concerns are : How do I get enough protein? Are there any good substitutes for eggs? How do I know what is vegan and what isn’t? Is it more expensive to buy vegan foods? sometimes i just dont understand people omg (no offense...
Mar 11th
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omg so good_eefneenf was deleted so she made one called eefneenf instead and it got killed to and her account is suspended for 24 hours GREAT JOB WAY TO WELCOME HER TO THE WEBSITE SHE IS NEVER GOING TO LIKE IT NOW
Mar 11th
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my partner just started using neopets only to get a warning from TNT for the pet name ‘good_eefneenf’ WHAT THE HELL IS INAPPROPRIATE ABOUT A KORBAT WITH A LISP?!!
Mar 11th
Mar 10th
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Mar 9th
Unchained Monster uses Throw Pillows.
Unchained Monster uses Throw Pillows.
Unchained Monster uses Throw Pillows.
Unchained Monster uses Throw Pillows.
You use Throw Computer.
Mar 9th
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I will never understand how fighting in the dome...
toyscythes: starkhaventhecybunny: Like great it’s nice that they finally give a tiny bit of prizes - but why the fuck doesn’t it give experience? I don’t understand how TRAINING is the only way to get experience, actually DOING THINGS is how you freaking figure that shit out. This is not pokemon though.
Mar 9th
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